Janette’s hilarious ‘past the post’ monologue to help me through the dying stages of finishing Tara Sharp book 2 has earned her, her own character.

And in case you missed it:
A-a-a-a-a-and they’re racing…..
For the early lead … that’s Great Plot Points first out of the gate, Engaging Characters away well out of the gate, Supanova Distractions under the whip to move up alongside. Sentient Aliens settling in nicely on the rail by Socio-Political Intrigue and Feminist Treatise moving through between. A length and a half behind, it’s Medication, Multiple Deadlines and Teetotal running neck and neck, with Tara Sharp boxed in behind a wall of horses.
Moving down the backstretch, Great Plot Points and Engaging Characters holding well, but Supanova Distractions is dropping back, he’s making a shambles of this race, he’s gonna have to wait until next year for another look in. Sentient Aliens, Socio-Political Intrigue and Feminist Treatise keeping well in behind.
And Tara Sharp has found a gap. She’s in top gear now, as she ducks past Medication and Teetotal, giving them the slip under the rail. And now she’s past Multiple Deadlines, eating up the course with her giant strides. The pace is wicked! Tara Sharp on the outside now, flying past Sentient Aliens, Socio-Political Intrigue and Feminist Treatise. This beaut little filly has taken third, and STILL she’s flying for the finish!
Great Plot Points and Engaging Characters are keeping up the pace, they’re making her pull for all she’s worth, but she’s gliding around this track now! On the final straight now, and Tara Sharp’s taken second place, she’s ahead of Engaging Characters as they come up the last half furlong, and she’s neck and neck with Great Plot Points!
It’s Great Plot Points! Tara Sharp! Great Plot Points! Tara Sharp! Great Plot Points! Tara Sharp!
Oh, there’s no way to call it, ladies and gentlemen! The crowd have gone wild! We’re waiting on the photo finish now… and… it’s Tara Sharp! The clever filly from Perth has made it by a nose, and I’m sure her owners and trainers will be delighted with this result.